Posted 6 days ago

bioticbootyshaker:

drtanner:

missmokushiroku:

thegamingmuse:

all-four-cheekbones:

n-o-r-m-a-n-d-y:

nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"

"why is all this ammo here"

"where did all the enemies go"

"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it." 

"The music stopped suddenly."

"No, there it is."

"….That’s an awful lot of bass."

ugh, but being able to listen to the soundtrack of your own life—that would be so convenient

(Source: missgaley)

Posted 1 month ago

damnsebastianstan:

raihoe:

vambrace:

vambrace:

Hey there! So, you may have seen these body pillows around. You may have thought, “Wow, I sure want one of those.” Well good news! I take commissions for these cuddly lil nuggets!

THE SQUIDS:
Each squid is handmade with love from fleece, cotton, and felt, and stuffed with hypoallergenic 100% polyester filling.

SIZES:
Two sizes are available: an 8-foot body pillow, and a 4-foot cuddle buddy or travel pillow.

COLORS:
I can find just about any color, within reason. I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but the selection is great, so I can try my hardest to get the exact color you want.

UNDERSIDE PATTERNS:
Again, I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but I can find just about any pattern from paisley to polka dots in nearly any color. If you wish, you can request that I choose an underside for you based on the main color you choose.

OTHER OPTIONS:
I can fit the squids with an eye color, if you so desire. If not specified, your squid will come with traditional black and white eyes.
Also, three different highlights are available for your squid: original (photos 4 and 5), circles (photos 6 and 8), or crescent (photo 7). If not specified, your squid will come with original highlights.
Additionally, you may request the firmness of your pillow. There are three firmness options: firm, regular, or what I call squishy. If not specified, your squid will come with regular firmness.

PRICES:
Large squids are $75 (shipping not included) and small squids are $40 (shipping not included). Shipping will be $20 nationwide. International customers, I apologize. But soon hopefully there will be international shipping available!

HOW TO ORDER:
It’s easy! Just send me a message on tumblr or email me at tentacle.club@gmail.com with the following information:

Color
Underside color and pattern
Size
Shipping Information
Eye color (optional)
Eye highlight (optional)
Firmness (optional)

I will reply to your message with the email address you’ll send money to via PayPal. If you would rather send a check or money order, I will provide you with that information at your request.

OTHER INFO:
Please know that these squids are not made in a pet-free home; if you are allergic to cats please be aware that despite my efforts to keep them away from my cat, he still might have sat on the fabric while I wasn’t looking. Also note that these are made with FLEECE; if you have a fleece allergy, please do not buy these pillows. The filling of the pillows is guaranteed hypoallergenic BY THE COMPANY, NOT BY ME. If it turns out you have an allergy to the stuffing, sue them, not me. I am not responsible for any injuries that happen from your enjoyment with my pillows.

Thank you all so much for the support so far! I hope you consider purchasing one of my squids, I have a 100% satisfaction date so far. And please, spread the word!

UPDATE GUYS
I’m seriously considering doing a giveaway if this gets 1000+ notes. You COULD get a FREE SQUID
FREE SQUID
WHOA

did u say free

SIGNAL BOOST. GET SQUIDS FROM MY HELLA CUTE FRIEND JORDAN.

Posted 2 months ago

mariahgem:

How Finn Sees The World

In the latest ep of Adventure Time, we find out that Finn is Red/Green Colorblind.  Also known as Deuteranopia, it is most common in males, especially Caucasian males.

Using a Colorblind Simulator (go try more pics yourself!) these are a compilation of how Finn probably sees the Land of Ooh.  Especially interesting is that he doesn’t really see how pink Princess Bubblegum is, or how red Flame Princess is!

Also, here’s an example of why Finn probably confused the Emerald for a Ruby:

Kind of easy to confuse the two in a dark cave.

I’m now wondering about how Finn perceived that entire episode where they first met Marceline… because, doesn’t she eat red? So… is there any significant difference for him in the before and after of when she eats something’s red?

Posted 4 months ago

one of the things that i dislike the most is having a story idea—fanfiction or original—and creating the outline and everything and it’s good. so good. like it’s something you would love to read, obviously, because you want to write it. but being unable to ACTUALLY WRITE THE DAMN THING.

Posted 4 months ago
jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen

jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas

what kind of things have you seen

Posted 5 months ago

brethilaki:

Romantic and Platonic Asexual Valentines

Posted 5 months ago

insuffera6le6itch:

deylandisneydean:

Hans didn’t expect THIS 

AU where this happens and Hans actually falls in love with his ruthless queen

i haven’t even watched the movie, but i find this hilarious as fuck

Posted 5 months ago

mrspacmandammit:

homocidol:

i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys don’t like girls with short hair” that’s like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i don’t like tomatoes”

This is fucking amazing.

Posted 5 months ago

coreys-lovely-blog:

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

For about the next 24 hours this song by U2 is FREE on iTunes AND for every download it gets Bank Of America will donate 1 USD to Product (RED)

IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS

0.40 USD is enough to give someone in a third world country the HIV medication they need to survive another day.

YOU DOWNLOADING THIS ONE SONG WILL LITERALLY GIVE SOMEONE 2.5 MORE DAYS OF LIFE

PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO GET THIS FREE SONG

(Source: cobra-corey)

Posted 7 months ago

seasonsofjohnlock:

christmasbatch:

angiefsutton:

WHOLOCK - Sherlock meets The Doctor!

This is too brilliant for words

Wow. BBC take notes