Being good to each other is so important, guys.
applying to jobs. let’s hope unemployed is only a brief state for me.
nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location
"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"
"why is all this ammo here"
"where did all the enemies go"
"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it."
"The music stopped suddenly."
"No, there it is."
"….That’s an awful lot of bass."
ugh, but being able to listen to the soundtrack of your own life—that would be so convenient
Hey there! So, you may have seen these body pillows around. You may have thought, “Wow, I sure want one of those.” Well good news! I take commissions for these cuddly lil nuggets!
Each squid is handmade with love from fleece, cotton, and felt, and stuffed with hypoallergenic 100% polyester filling.
Two sizes are available: an 8-foot body pillow, and a 4-foot cuddle buddy or travel pillow.
I can find just about any color, within reason. I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but the selection is great, so I can try my hardest to get the exact color you want.
Again, I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but I can find just about any pattern from paisley to polka dots in nearly any color. If you wish, you can request that I choose an underside for you based on the main color you choose.
I can fit the squids with an eye color, if you so desire. If not specified, your squid will come with traditional black and white eyes.
Also, three different highlights are available for your squid: original (photos 4 and 5), circles (photos 6 and 8), or crescent (photo 7). If not specified, your squid will come with original highlights.
Additionally, you may request the firmness of your pillow. There are three firmness options: firm, regular, or what I call squishy. If not specified, your squid will come with regular firmness.
Large squids are $75 (shipping not included) and small squids are $40 (shipping not included). Shipping will be $20 nationwide. International customers, I apologize. But soon hopefully there will be international shipping available!
HOW TO ORDER:
It’s easy! Just send me a message on tumblr or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with the following information:
Underside color and pattern
Eye color (optional)
Eye highlight (optional)
I will reply to your message with the email address you’ll send money to via PayPal. If you would rather send a check or money order, I will provide you with that information at your request.
Please know that these squids are not made in a pet-free home; if you are allergic to cats please be aware that despite my efforts to keep them away from my cat, he still might have sat on the fabric while I wasn’t looking. Also note that these are made with FLEECE; if you have a fleece allergy, please do not buy these pillows. The filling of the pillows is guaranteed hypoallergenic BY THE COMPANY, NOT BY ME. If it turns out you have an allergy to the stuffing, sue them, not me. I am not responsible for any injuries that happen from your enjoyment with my pillows.
Thank you all so much for the support so far! I hope you consider purchasing one of my squids, I have a 100% satisfaction date so far. And please, spread the word!
I’m seriously considering doing a giveaway if this gets 1000+ notes. You COULD get a FREE SQUID
did u say free
SIGNAL BOOST. GET SQUIDS FROM MY HELLA CUTE FRIEND JORDAN.
How Finn Sees The World
In the latest ep of Adventure Time, we find out that Finn is Red/Green Colorblind. Also known as Deuteranopia, it is most common in males, especially Caucasian males.
Using a Colorblind Simulator (go try more pics yourself!) these are a compilation of how Finn probably sees the Land of Ooh. Especially interesting is that he doesn’t really see how pink Princess Bubblegum is, or how red Flame Princess is!
Also, here’s an example of why Finn probably confused the Emerald for a Ruby:
Kind of easy to confuse the two in a dark cave.
I’m now wondering about how Finn perceived that entire episode where they first met Marceline… because, doesn’t she eat red? So… is there any significant difference for him in the before and after of when she eats something’s red?
one of the things that i dislike the most is having a story idea—fanfiction or original—and creating the outline and everything and it’s good. so good. like it’s something you would love to read, obviously, because you want to write it. but being unable to ACTUALLY WRITE THE DAMN THING.
i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys don’t like girls with short hair” that’s like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i don’t like tomatoes”
This is fucking amazing.